rockbusted:

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transtlanticism:

this is genuinely the FUNNIEST thing i’ve seen all day

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

it cracks me up to see a baby who doesn’t have object permanence… i personally am aware that objects are permanent

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bandtshirt:

LMAOOOOOOOOO

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dreamingofbabylon:

followthebluebell:

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

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prideprejudce:

prideprejudce:

me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas

my cat:

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lesbianbuzzcut:

turnon-thebrightlights:

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weepycat:

highschool-era me, very obviously struggling with depression: [stops speaking, doesn’t turn in work, skips class to lay on the sidewalk like a dead possum]

my teachers, inputting my 5th failing grade that week:

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emoceanman:

me: is fine being single, understands i am still capable of love, is in no rush, doesn’t like relationships that much

stupid brain:

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shabadadu:

tilthat:

TIL of Carl, a 5-year-old deaf boxer who is unbothered by court noises and accompanies kids during depositions and trials. He offers a sense of protection for children while they face their abusers in court.

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Dude I really honest to god thought there was some 5 year old professional boxer out here helping other kids and like to find out its about a dog just really shook my core

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